Well, that's it. We're busted. The evil atheists really ARE trying to murder Christmas! How were we exposed? Just LOOK at the image below! PROOF!
Not the neighbor of the beast, but the NUMBER of the beast!
I suppose I should apologize for the subject line in this entry. Nobody really wants to contemplate a Pat Robertson quickie.
That's all--just a lucky catch on my Facebook feed. Just in case you're really wondering? No, we aren't trying to murder Christmas. We put up a tree, decorate with lights, bake absolutely wonderful and completely SAFE, non-Christmas-murdering cookies for our neighbors. We exchange gifts, watch "A Christmas Story," and all around enjoy each other.
We don't summon hell-fire until at least June. Any earlier would be tres gauche. ;-)